I just had a client who hadn’t quite finished her home but decided to throw a killer party there anyway because she is cool like that. We had to solve a few minor glitches, and one of them was that nothing was planted in her planter boxes that lined the entire perimeter of her event. Fix – 12 bucks. I grabbed some roses from the wholesaler and cut them off at the neck and then ‘planted’ those bad boys in the dirt. Everyone kept asking all night how she got the roses to grow like that. We told them it was a new ‘Japanese architectural technique’. So we basically lied. I want to apologize, but I am not going to because we are both still laughing about how gullible everyone is.